Dracula's Castle
 

Ve bid you Velcome!

One group of four came in saying,
"They told us we had to come here!"
Now they know why!
A couple from New Jersey
Said we made their trip to Salem!
 

Dracula's Castle is Sixteen Years Old!
And just finished its first year in its
large new location as Salem's haunted House,

Presenting THE NIGHTMARE FACTORY!

After our building was sold to provide parking for condos

It took us a year to re-locate.

But we're back, better than ever!
 

Click The Candles for a very short virtual tour
that will show you some of the scenes
but not tell you any of the secrets
of the oldest, largest,
Most Exciting Haunted House
in the Spirited City of Salem Massachusetts.

For 2006 I am going to have to add not only a new comment
I am going to have to add categories. Because we were hiring less help
to keep our costs down it meant that I had to do more scares.
This resulted in lots of comments from the always heard "He's everywhere!",
and "It's him again!" to "Poor guy, he has to do everything!"
That one actually got a dark giggle out of me!
I present here the two most appreciated comments of the 2006 season.
Under the category of...
"Most Fun Comment." I'm presenting Deanna Sperandio's...
"You're evil!" Awarded with a gleeful grin on her face!
For my all time most appreciated and hardest earned comment
I offer a comment made when it was late and I was really beat.
I had just finished the the tour. There would be two more tours that night
and I was ready to drop. I burst out of the door to give the tour a final send off and
startle the next tour coming in. Every body jumped.
Then a lady from the incoming tour asked a lady who was leaving, "How was it?"

She pointed at me and said, "He's good!"

Here is my all time favorite comment!
Circa 2004

John Watterson

for his comment

"Finally!"

I had been trying to scare his mother
all the way through Dracula's Castle
and most of the way through the Nightmare Factory.
I don't give up and shortly before the end
I exploded louder and faster than ever
and she "finally" jumped.
 

My favorite comment of 2003 was,
"Its HIM again!!!"

Best comment of 2002!

"Oh MY GOD"

"Definitely the best in town!"

We went last fall and it was great! Best in town!

David Tremblay

"Dracula's Castle is one of the two best
entertainment attractions in Salem!
Charlene Long - Salem, MA

"I'm Getting the He...  Out of here!"
Heather  Rudd - Springfield, MA

"Screamed twenty-one times."
St. Evlalia's Youth Ministry - Local Boston Group

"Screamed seventeen times."
Charlene Gevova - Long Island, NY

"It was Wonderful!"
Claire Racicot & Family - Troy, NY

WOW!    How's this for an ego booster?
I decided to keep Dracula's Castle open weekends last winter
thinking it would make the world a better place.
 I thought it would be nice if some of us kept having fun even after
the depressing news that the Space shuttle went down.
Then, when we went to war I decided the more fun the better,
and expanded the Dracula's Castle "War against Terrorism" Page.

It turns out I also struck a blow for
Truth, Justice, and THE AMERICAN WAY!!!
How Cool! I feel like Superman!

I can't print names and details
but a crooked lawyer working for an insurance company
(Talk about a crooked combination!!!)
tried to defraud me.

They were accusing me of being in an accident and causing $2500 damage
with a borrowed car that was never in an accident!!!
I politely informed them that the three owners of the car could testify
that their car was untouched when I returned it!
After hearing the truth and realizing they were going to loose
this lawyer still pretended they were going to take me to court
then sent the notice for the court hearing
to Dracula's Castle thinking the Castle would be closed for the winter
and I would never get it!
This lawyer  figured if I didn't get the message
I wouldn't be able to show up in court and testify!
BBBBEEEEEEEEPPPPP!
Wrong move. Since I kept the castle open last winter
I accidentally found the little paper saying there was a piece of certified mail for me !!!!!!
I appeared in court in spite of this cheap trick and
 If you really care about right and wrong
you will be glad to know that
the crooks never even showed up in court!
Score one for the good guys!
YeeeHaw!!!

Right IS might as long as you don't abuse it.
Never tell a lie.
If you lie, then you have to remember what you made up
instead of what really happened.

P.S. Speaking of right Don't take your car to Pep Boys.
They destroyed mine and are still trying to make me pay them for destroying it!
The car is unusable due to whatever they did to it, I don't have money to fix it,
AND their phony credit card company also defrauded me
and then sold the "debt" when I filed a formal dispute
which is yet another violation of the law.
The crooks who bought the debt are harassing
me even though I have made no secret of the situation.
They KNOW they are WRONG but they keep calling me. 

There were a lot of web pages out there listing other people
Pep Boys had cheated and I notice they are gone.
Yet another reason to beware.
What ever happened to freedom of speech???

Update! There are lots more webpages up that
are putting Poop Boy's names up in lights.
Not only that, I see they're loosing money!
I wonder why????????
 

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